peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(vía silvermoon95)

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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(vía hotnicocoa)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Fuente: humorking, vía silvermoon95)